Do y’all remember Preston? The guy with the suicidal dog? The guy I was with when the cops got called on our date because of the previously mentioned suicidal dog? Well, guess who got in touch with me a few months ago? You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to figure that one out, […]
“Where have you gone Mo Livin’ Large?”
I moved. I changed jobs. I was ill… good God was I ill. I was also lazy, uninspired when I wasn’t lazy, my laptop is infected with malware, my desktop’s video card blew up and while I have a replacement (thanks, E and C) I have no idea how to replace it (yes, yes, I […]
“I think you make mistakes, especially in your twenties, where you date guys you wouldn’t even be friends with – ever.” ~ Rashida Jones
Spring, 2005 when I was separated but not legally divorced and still living with Dipshit I was doing the duck/squat walk between cars in a Target parking lot, whispering into the phone with Kony. “Yes, I’m sure it’s him,” I hissed into the phone, raising myself up to look over the hood of a car […]
“I believe everyone should have a broad picture of how the universe operates and our place in it…
… It is a basic human desire. And it also puts our worries in perspective.” ~ Stephen Hawking Last Thursday, I had one of those commutes where you sincerely wonder how those around you got a driver’s license. You drop a few f-bombs, you give people the one finger wave, and you even honk your […]
“Nothing is impossible; the word itself says ‘I’m Possible.'”
~ Audrey Hepburn The other day, I saw a post on Facebook. Lord only knows who or what page posted it, and I saw it a few times over by the end of the day anyways, but this now infamous-in-my-mind post was a Fall 2013 Family Bucket List. It was written by Katie of the […]
Keep Calm and Resolve On.
I’m not sure if I ever mentioned it or not, but my dad was a high school teacher. He taught Biology II: Anatomy and Physiology for almost 30 years, and for 25 of those years he also founded and taught the A.P. Biology class. His A.P. Bio class was so successful, in fact, that Oakland […]